The Lowdown.

What is the very first thing you do when u wake up?
Scratch my nether region (I'll let you imagine this one :P) followed by greeting my dog, a lil' pat and switch on the heater... the rest is shower... and trust me, you don't want me to describe this bit. It takes me a good 20 minutes to shower - so imagine the details :)

What is the mystery behind your hair?
Nothing really... I've been extremely experimental. I've tried literally all the hairstyles... I had the traditional side parting once, then the center parting... followed by long hair with center parting... then no parting - just spike... then bald... and now this... I've always got this belief when I was much younger that HAIR can dramatically change the way you look... and trust me... it DOESN'T... just look at me.

What would you do if you were invisible for a day?
Look in the mirror. It'd be awesome to try figuring out which part of my body I'm actually looking at...

What's the sexiest part of your body?
My ears. Don't let it fool you. It makes a good 30% of my head - I've been told once I've got considerably large ears. If you look closer, there are hidden nooks and cranny - at certain points you'll find a mole - and at certain points 'treasure' - it's like a maze!

Who would you save while escaping a sinking ship - your dog, your girlfriend or your phone?
That's an easy one. Throw the dog overboard - he / she will swim, phone? who cares about a phone? It doesn't work in the middle of the ocean anyway - girlfriend... OF COURSE :)
What is your favorite cheesy line from an equally cheesy movie?
I'm not sure if this is cheesy enough - taken from the movie Jerry Maguire - the infamous line - "you, complete me"... almost too beautiful to recite... one more time - "you, COMPLEEETTTEE me" - ok, I've officially melted :)

What/who is your current obsession?
Is this one or two questions? I'll take is as two. What? Mmm... BREAKFAST - I can NEVER get enough of getting the perfect breakfast - I keep getting bored with the same thing every morning. Not that I'm complaining but I'm in search for the one thing which I'll NEVER get tired of. Who? Unlike what most people think, it's NOT Britney Jean Spears - Mariah Carey... she's always been... and will stay for a loooooonnnng time :)

How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time?
You see, if you mix sweet sauce and sour sauce, when the chemicals combine, your taste bud - which is one of the most beautiful creations on the face of this planet will be able to identify each unique flavor - thus combining to provide a gastronomical taste that has NEVER been experienced... WOW! I can't believe I just typed that! Okay, seriously now, HOW IN THE WORLD SHOULD I KNOW?

Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Because it has nothing to do?

What is the very last thing you do before falling asleep?This I've got to admit... PRAY... I often snooze before finishing my prayer - so is it still considered?