Hafiz the Charmer

Why are you always going on and on about being single?
(with a sleazy look) Cuz it’s 2008, I’ve been single for 2 years and I’ve only had one girlfriend. It’s time to discover new lurrrve. Yes I’m a loser.

You’re not a loser la.
Are you writing all this down?

Cuz I feel like it. Anyway, Alisha or Nene? Who would you date?
Darn. That’s a tough one.
(Shel menyampuks: Well you can always say Alisha because Nene is already engaged.)

Can I have both? It’s 2 or nothing for me.
(Shel shakes her head in disgust. So does Jules.)

Ok. Prem or Ben? If you were a girl.
Prem, cuz he smells better.

If you were stuck on an island with your pet hamster, would you eat him?
YA IT’S ME OR HAMMY BABY!

What song do you secretly sing to in the car when you’re sad and lonely and cursing your single life?
(blushing) Erm… Jason Mraz’s You and I both…
(Shel menyampuks, AGAIN: That’s so sweet Hafiz…..)

Okay…. I’ve always wanted to ask you this. Why do you ogle over pictures of Josh Duhamel?
I look at him in envy because he’s with Fergie when she should be with me, baby!
(Shel rolls her eyes in disgust…. Because she knows the real truth…)

Moving on. What band would you pay any amount of money to see?
Queen! Because Freddie Mercury is dead. 2nd choice is Silverchair. Daniel Johns, yum yum…

OKAY… If you were not a raio DJ, what would you be doing now?
ROCKSTAR!

What makes you think you’ll even make it as one?
Cuz I got the BOOTY BABY!
(Shel – and Prem and Nene and Jules – laugh out loud. VERY loud. And they don’t stop.)
Hafiz runs off to the sunset. Buck naked. Laughing with glee.