For you who watched Toy Story 3, did you experience the sweet farewell that felt like you had paprika on the the corners of your eyelids from the dumpsite scene till the end?



Well good news for the not-so-evil Lotso after all. I paid a visit to the 8TV office on Monday.





To my surprise; Lotso has scored a job as Network Administrator.





He's trying to forget the past. He regrets what he did to the Toy Story Gang. But he is moving on..



Weekly visits to the 8tv's resident therapist, Dzul help him recover from past traumas. I must say his emotional scars are healing well.





He's juggling two girlfriends now. Julie and Vanessa. Lucky dude.





Lotso says that this is his brother from another momma; Jason.



Despite his amazing recovery, Lotso has picked up a habit no toys should:





When asked of his bad habit, Lotso say: 'I miss my true friends, I hate working with the humans. My only escape is nicotine which kills me faster. Adulthood is cancerous.'