by zack fly | Published on : 21/09/2012 12:00:00
Lady Gaga has been baiting controversy like it's her job for the past several weeks, from attaching raccoon tails to her designer burqas to getting her rear end inked before a posh NYC party crowd. Unfortunately, she finally landed the headlines she desired for all the wrong reasons this week, as the Daily Mail kicked off a shameful series of articles about the singer's supposedly expanding body. To which I say: Zzzzz. And ugh.
The body-related headlines are particularly annoying in light of the hilarious gem Gaga offered up this week, a track titled "Cake Like Gaga." The song, a collaboration with producer DJ White Shadow, is Gaga's first stab at rap — and it's just about what you'd expect from someone with zero street cred and even less flow. Gaga brags about her Twitter followers and her preferred mode of transportation in what has to be a tongue-in-cheek effort meant for giggles.
Don't worry, fans: This is not what Gaga has planned for ARTPOP.