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One sunny day in 1983 in a country far far away, a small baby was born.
The boy grew up developing a penchant
for moustaches, hip hop music, Reeboks with the straps and brown hamsters.
A fateful night in December, the boy who's now a (short) man meets a girl with an incredible ability to balance tea cups on her head.
The explanation behind this is because as a baby, she slept too much therefore developing the flat head syndrome.
Together, the duo plan to take over the radioworld and spread the word about the awesomeness of nasi lemak kambing.
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